Live Theater for ONLY 10 BUCKS! Tartuffe!

Breadline News:

"All over the City, New Yorkers are being swindled by high theater prices. More and more theater seats are left vacant as New Yorkers stand up and say "We're not gonna take it...Anymore!" and head downtown to the Seaport to see
Tartuffe at the Dog Run Rep."

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Dear Sassalicious, Cheap (but chic) Readers of mine,

Pockets nearly empty? Need a cheap date idea that doesn't include digging up your old, dirty student I.D. and dawning what you think are "hipsterish" clothes so you get a discount at the movies? Well, don't you fret. Dawn that "top hat, white tie and tails" & show a little class by taking your latest guy or doll to some old-fashioned, high-falutin' theater on the cheap!


Use this CODE: TT410 to get 10 BUCK tickets (Reg. $18) on select performances of this comic romp! Then watch ditzy socialites get duped by a Con-Man in Depression-Era New York City, while you lean back knowing you got the hottest deal in town!

I'll be there in my Sunday best....will you?

Cordially,

Elle* a.k.a. The Cheap Chic

212-868-4444

@ Seaport! 210 Front Street South Street Seaport New York, NY 10038 (30 minutes before curtain)

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Terms and Limitations: This offer is only valid for March 18th at 8:00pm, March 21st at 2:00pm, March 22nd at 7:00pm and March 25th at 8:00pm. This offer is valid for new purchases only and is subject to availability. This offer may be revoked at any time and may not be combined with other offers. Limit 8 tickets per order and normal service charges apply.

REMINDER: Almost 50 Celebration TONIGHT!

For ONE night only....

Place: Chelsea Clearview Cinemas, 260 W 23rd St.
Time: Show starts at 7pm, Meet Elle* a.k.a. the Cheap Chic in the lobby by 6:45pm
What: Learning "How to Marry a Millionaire" with Monroe, Bacall and Grable
Why: Drag Queens, Millionaires, Classic Films, Vixens and of course, Cheap Events, OH MY!
Cost: $7.50



Not only will you leave the cinema knowing how to nab your own Millionaire (Sugar Daddy, Forbes Lover, or (even better) F$!king Billionaire), but as an added bonus, Hedda Lettuce will be hosting the 7pm show!

SEE YOU THERE!