SATURDAY GUIDE: 'REJECTED' VALENTINE'S DAY HEARTBREAK HAVEN

Celebrating National Singles Awareness Day and want to laugh hysterically whilst getting pissed off of FREE BEER?


Well....then head over to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre with all the rest of the rejects for Rejected Valentine's Day Heartbreak Haven, a night of comedy, live music, and FREE Beer (after the price of admission- $10). Its the cheapest date you could take yourself on in the City. And really, who needs Cupid when you have your beer goggles on!

Send some VD love!

Feel like sharing some VD love with your love ones but after browsing for hours in Hallmark you can't decide what ridiculously overpriced, musical, nonbiodegratable cards will express your sentiments in a way that will show your undying love and devotion (for Obama that is)?

Well then skip the lines and send an e-card. In fact, send a someecard.

Someecards.com pair vintage images with sentiments of all types and unlike Hallmark, browsing these cards can become quite addicting. Plus, you can find that e-card for any type of relationship from your galpal to your coworker to your "FB."

Slightly untoward and shockingly straightforward, these cheeky cards are not for the faint of heart. But for those who believe life is best served with sarcasm, wit and a bit of truth, you've hit the jackpot.

Gettin' in the VD mood....for romantic films

Looking to watch some romantic movies to get you in the mood for Valentine's Day?

Well, then log on to Hulu.com (FREE Streaming Feature Length Movies & Full Television Episodes) to watch some flicks and during the "limited commercial interruptions" maybe steal a kiss. ;)

Looking for a romantic comedy? Check out:

• Picture Perfect
• Someone Like You
  

In love with sports? Check out:

• For Love of the Game
• Wimbledon

I HEART the 80's (Big hair & all?)? Check out:

• St. Elmo's Fire
  

Want to "Snap out of it!" & fall in love with New York all over again? Check out:

• Moonstruck

Are you in love with man's best friend (of all forms)? Check out:

• Dragonheart
• Beethoven's 2nd
  

Do you lust after classic Britsh literature (and the accents, of course)? Check out:

• Nicholas Nickleby

Celebrating National Singles Awareness Day? Well don't you fret. I pulled out some classics that showcase the love between friends, guns and Mr. Miyagi.

• A League of Their Own
• Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
• The Karate Kid
  

Want to celebrate VD instead of NSA Day?

Strike your arrow here!

Traditionally, I celebrate National Singles Awareness Day by going to a pub with a bunch of other single people, getting royally pissed, singing bawdy songs and eating falafel. It's a rip roarin' good time.

However, if this year you want to trade your NSA Day for some candy, flowers and romantic moments, albeit your budget doesn't want to spring for $34.99/month to get "matched" up, then let Cupid's arrow guide you to this FREE dating site.

OkCupid.com

Now, you only have 7 days to find your VD date, so join NOW!

And speaking of VD, remember this?

If you want to have some fun...JUST WEAR IT, so you don't end up like Mario.