Well....then head over to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre with all the rest of the rejects for Rejected Valentine's Day Heartbreak Haven, a night of comedy, live music, and FREE Beer (after the price of admission- $10). Its the cheapest date you could take yourself on in the City. And really, who needs Cupid when you have your beer goggles on!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
SATURDAY GUIDE: 'REJECTED' VALENTINE'S DAY HEARTBREAK HAVEN
Well....then head over to the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theatre with all the rest of the rejects for Rejected Valentine's Day Heartbreak Haven, a night of comedy, live music, and FREE Beer (after the price of admission- $10). Its the cheapest date you could take yourself on in the City. And really, who needs Cupid when you have your beer goggles on!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Send some VD love!
Well then skip the lines and send an e-card. In fact, send a someecard.
Slightly untoward and shockingly straightforward, these cheeky cards are not for the faint of heart. But for those who believe life is best served with sarcasm, wit and a bit of truth, you've hit the jackpot.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Gettin' in the VD mood....for romantic films
Well, then log on to Hulu.com (FREE Streaming Feature Length Movies & Full Television Episodes) to watch some flicks and during the "limited commercial interruptions" maybe steal a kiss. ;)
Monday, February 9, 2009
Valentine's Day in the Park!

Hopefully Valentine's Day will be lovely for all you sweethearts, lovebirds, pookies, sugarbuns, etc...
Sunday, February 8, 2009
SUNDAY GUIDE: The Frick Collection

This stately mansion, built exclusively for Henry Clay Frick, is a true testament to the Gilded Age and all of its grandeur. If you would like, I would suggest dressing for the occasion as wandering through the galleries makes one feel quite stately and lends to the splendor of your visit. And don't forget your FREE Artphone that explains many of the paintings, sculptures and rooms of the mansion.
And for those of you looking for a great Valentine's Weekend activity, this is the romantic of all the Museums in NYC. It is also located right across the street from Central Park, so afterwards why not go on an afternoon stroll or a picnic with your sweetheart. I guarentee you, you will be in the mood for love.
For more information please visit http://www.frick.org/.
(Note: There are only two American artists featured in the whole Frick Collection. The first is Gilbert Stewart, whose portrait of George Washington was most likely acquired for patriotic reasons. However, it seemed as if Mr. Frick thought Whistler was esteemed enough to hang with the Old Masters and bought many of his works).
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Want to celebrate VD instead of NSA Day?
Traditionally, I celebrate National Singles Awareness Day by going to a pub with a bunch of other single people, getting royally pissed, singing bawdy songs and eating falafel. It's a rip roarin' good time.
However, if this year you want to trade your NSA Day for some candy, flowers and romantic moments, albeit your budget doesn't want to spring for $34.99/month to get "matched" up, then let Cupid's arrow guide you to this FREE dating site.
And speaking of VD, remember this?

Friday, February 6, 2009
SATURDAY GUIDE: Get Squared!
Get some FREE exercise and learn more about our fine City through a FREE walking tour of Union Square. Since Union Square is the third largest transportation hub in the City chances are after this tour you will have the chance to swing by The Square and dazzle your friends, lovers, significant others with an intelligent quip about how it got its name and much, much more.
All ya have to do is be ON TIME
and
find the person holding the
"Union Square: Crossroads of New York" sign
by the Lincoln Statue by the 16th Street transverse
Thursday, February 5, 2009
WEEKEND GUIDE: Winter Jam 2009!
Then stop by East River Park in the heart of Manhattan for
WINTER JAM 2009
11:00AM-4:00PM
You can cross-country ski, snowshoe,
go ice climbing and sled down a 70 foot snow flume!
Feelin' like you need to warm up a bit, grab some viddles
and listen to some tunes?
Then head into the Pride of NY Warming Tent, browse the Winter Market
and hear some great snowtunes from Apollo Run, Dujeous and more!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
35c Movie! (Exact change-No Pennies from Heaven)
After Opening Night, all films in the series are
2 or 3 films for the price of ONE $11 admission.
Afraid of becoming depressed watching these films? Be more afraid of ruckus laughter, tears of joy and of course, woos of love towards some of Hollywood's finest (albeit, dead) leading ladies and gents! Sample a delightful assortment of films like My Man Godfrey, Platinum Blonde, Scarface, It Happened One Night, Bombshell, 42nd St, Gold Diggers of 1933 and much, much more! This is the ultimate escape from reality from the people who knew how to do it best!
(Go to filmforum.org for more information)
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Liquid Dinner Party!
To start, it is BYOW, B or L, 3 Buck Chuck is usually the drink of choice.
Second, appetizers (if you thus choose) should be anything that is on sale (usually stuffed grape leaves in my area- $6 for 4lbs!) or inexpensive to make (hummus with pita or feta mixed with freshly chopped basil and a dash of balsamic vinegar on top of Triskets) and don't go overboard! Think of your appets as an amuse-bouche just to show your guests that you aren't going to poison them with your cooking.
Next, the main course. After years of missing out on dinner parties, because I was stuck in the kitchen preparing the next course, I learned an important lesson (actually, it comes from the Boy Scouts)- BE PREPARED! Thus, I can have a dinner party at 6:30pm, when I get home at 6pm on a Friday. "How Cheap Chic?" you inquire. You make...SOUP! It can be prepared ahead of time, freezes easily and comes to a boil in less than 15 min, even when frozen. Thus, freeing you up from a hot stove and letting you enjoy being the HOST(ESS) with the MOST(ESS)!
(Cheap Chic Style)
- oil (peanut or vegetable)
- couscous
- pressed garlic cloves (I like at least 4)
- 1/2 tbsp pressed fresh ginger (optional)
- 2-cups chopped onion
- 2-16oz cans chopped tomatoes, undrained
- 2-16oz cans of black beans
- 2 cups hard veggie (carrots, okra, yams or all)
- 1/2 cup peanut butter
- cayenne pepper to taste
- salt and pepper to taste
"What's the bread for?" you may ask. For making Homemade Garlic Bread (you have to have something to soak up all the liquid)! "But Cheap Chic, I usually buy Pre-made Garlic Bread." This is a big "Hell's No!" Making your own Garlic Bread is cheap and easy (just how I like it). Also you can make it as good (little butter) or as bad (lots of garlic-no kissing for you!) as you like.
- 2 loaves of French bread
- 1-2 sticks of Butter
- pressed garlic cloves (the more the better)
- oregano (optional)
Now you have a full 4-Course Liquid dinner: appetizers, soup, garlic bread and of course, alcoholic liquid.
And for dessert? Well, I always keep a box of cake or brownie mix (when it goes on sale for 99c) in the house (just in case). Just make sure you have enough eggs and oil handy. It even is a great party activity. Who doesn't love licking the spatula clean or spilt wine flavored brownies?
One final thought- Make sure you have enough toilet paper for when everyone breaks the seal. After all, this is a liquid dinner party!
Monday, February 2, 2009
Do Your Own Damn Laundry!
On the one hand your time is money. However, your free time is suppose to be free, but if you work 16 hour days, then maybe your free time is for slipping all-night Diner food down your throat and sleeping off the vodka tonics, Mad Men style. But then you best be gettin' paid to have your laundry lifestyle where someone else toils over it.

For those of us who aren't as dashing as Don Draper and have a fair amount of free time, then doing our own laundry could save a bundle. For instance, top loading medium capacity washers can usually hold 7-8lbs of laundry. That's usually a little less or more than half of a standard laundry basket. Add a full basket and you have between 15-20lbs of laundry. At a dollar a lb (which is usually the standard in NYC, give or take 25c) that's around $20 a basket with detergent & folding included. The typical washer at a laundry mat (or in your own building) costs $2 and you supply your own detergent, dryer sheets and intuitive. Best of all, if anything comes out shrunk or covered in bleach, you have no one to blame, but yourself. For me to do a laundry basket costs $5.25 w/ detergent (which I recommend Arm & Hammer Dye & Perfume Free, $1 coupon at site). That's 75% off the price of having someone else do it and I burn calories walking up and down the stairs and folding. It's a win/win situation for me!
Now a lot of people have many excuses for not doing their own laundry, besides the time issue, I understand that (i.e. it's gross, it's boring, I'm lazy, etc...). But for those of you who want to venture out and need some encouragement, watch this clip from FRIENDS- The One with the East German Laundry Detergent.
1. Catch up with Mom, your bff, your ex, or your proctologist on your cell phone.
2. Start writing the great American Novel.
3. People watch.
4. Read one of the many great novels of British Literature.
5. Work on Monday's New York Times Crossword Puzzle or better yet, the TV Guide crossword.
6. Hit on someone or at least try to (I recommend Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog for guidance- Act 1)
7. Meditate
8. Read the latest issue of Soap Opera Digest (I once read an issue of People from 1972...it was 2005 at the time).
9. Knit or crochet.
10. Dream you're rich enough to have someone else do your damn laundry!
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Bibliophiles Beware!
Have no fear! Google Book Search is here. Now you can read full books and magazines from the Internet!

There are Fiction and Non-Fiction headings with categories or if you just want to read about a random subject like Fads or Courtship, you can browse their Random Subjects Categories as well! I will admit that I whiled away a few minutes reading the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists; Rules, Britannia: An Insider's Guide to Life in the United Kingdom, Blogging for Dummies and my personal favorite allegory on quantum physics which I haven't read since I was 17, Alice in Quantumland.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
THIS WEEKEND: Chinese Lunar New Year Parade!

Sunday, January 25, 2009
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Saturday, January 24, 2009
Update: Taschen Warehouse Sale
I gallivanted down to the store this morning, right around 11am in fact, just so I could make sure I would get the best browsing selection.
There were about five table tops filled with a mixture of books. From The Big Book of Breasts to The Book of Plants- The Complete Plates to History of Men's Magazines, Vol. 5 to Michelangelo, Complete Work, there was an interesting (and somewhat erotically focused- lots of photography books of naked women and sexual exploits) selection. The prices ranged from 99c to $99. Most books ranged around the $7.49 to $29. There was this beautiful tome on Da Vinci, but it weighed in at 25lbs and I believe it would break my coffee table (well, if I actually had one).
Anyway, it wasn't as fabulous as I expected, but it's worth a look if only to see people's reactions when they catch you browsing through a book full of muffs and puffs (and then slyly reach for said book when you are finished, buy it with downcast eyes and then scurry out the store).
Friday, January 23, 2009
Taschen Warehouse Sale!
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Ode to RAMEN (recipe included)!
Since, I am very, very impressionable, throughout my day, all I could think about was how I wanted Ramen. Hence, on the way home I picked up some Ramen. The article I read that morning gave recipes (I kid you not) on how to make gourmet Ramen with non-dehydrated ingredients. However, I just didn't have the energy to make the actual recipes, so instead I've complied a list for you of things that I like to add to my Ramen (and they're cheap!).
- Bac-Os- faux bacon bits: Just what you need added to your Ramen- more salt, but these yummy little pieces of faux bacon made of soy are just soy delicious! (Okay, so maybe not as great as real bacon, but come on, I'm a vegetarian. I like to pretend.)
- Scallions- they add mild onion-like flavor and some light greenery to your dish (Thus, making it seem good for you.) and are cheap! (I bought a bunch for 25c, tax included.)
- Carrots- add some orange, get better vision (or night vision).
- Plain Yogurt- to give your broth a little more depth. (And calicum-duh!)
- Hot Sauce- to give it a little kick. Again tons of salt, tons of spice. (just how I like it!)
- Start boiling water in a small sauce pan.
- In a frying pan, lightly saute 1/4 of the bag of Okra in a little oil.
- Boil the noodles in the sauce pan.
- Add Chaat Masala Spice to the Okra and stir till fully coated and you can smell the ingredients mixing together.
- Strain and place the ramen in a big bowl.
- Add the Okra Chaat Masala on top the Ramen.
- Add Scallions or Plain Yogurt to garnish.
- Eat.
- Repeat if you find it delicious and a bit sassalicious.
So basically my point is (did I have one to begin with) is that Ramen used as directed is for college. Ramen with a little somethin' extra is the grown-up version of something cheap and easy! As Mary says in 3 Men and a Little Lady (one of my fav movies from childhood), "Try it. You'll like it."
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Obama's Free Art Gallery
So go support the NYC art scene and a soon to be "back to reality" presidency.
JANUARY 20 - FEBRUARY 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Happy Inauguration Day!

From Obamiconme.com - 'Create your own Obamicon, your image inspired by Shepard Fairey's iconic Barack Obama 'Hope' poster.'
Thrift Store Shopping, Name Brands, Cheap Price!
First, I stopped by the Salvation Army.
212 E 23rd St, New York, NY (btwn 3rd Ave & 2nd Ave)
(212) 532-8115
In terms of thrift stores, it's not the cleanest or the most organized (except for the clothing). Also, if you walk in and are wondering where all the clothes are, they are 1 floor below in the dimly lit basement (and yes the only mode of transportation is a rickety elevator. Looking for the perfect location for a Horror film in NYC?). If you are willing to dig you might come up with some treasures (They did have a great selection of cowboy boots. However at $30 it was still out of my price range.). I did find this gorgeous, gray, GAP shift for work and at $6.99 (tax included) it is a great addition to my work wardrobe. The only major issue I had with the place, was the lack of dressing room. I wanted to try on more things, but I didn't really feel like showing the other shoppers my bright, red Super girl boyshorts.
The next stop was Goodwill Industries.
220 E 23rd Street, New York, NY (btwn 3rd Ave & 2nd Ave)
(212) 447-7270
This store is like the Mecca of thrift stores in NYC. First, the store is bright (like fluorescent, Wal-mart lighting bright), big and well organized. Clothing is separated by color and type. I went straight to the sweaters. One of my first picks was a chic, black, Banana Republic sweater. Perfect for work or a first date: classic, but slightly salacious. At $9.99, it made the cut.
Final total:
3 pairs of jeans, 1 sweater and 1 shift = $40.95
(which doesn't even cover the cost for one pair of jeans at the mall).
Monday, January 19, 2009
New Year, New Hair (on the cheap) PART 4- THE REVEAL



Sunday, January 18, 2009
New Year, New Hair (on the cheap) PART 3
I grabbed my sewing scissors, my smaller scissors from the 5th grade, a comb, some water and case things got too out of hand, some wine to calm myself down.
Thus I started cutting and a half an hour later.....
I looked like Lady Gaga, before she went blonde. Instead of stopping and leaving my hair alone (since I obviously didn't manage to pull off the side swept bangs), I thought the bangs were still a little off-centered.......
2 hours later....
I now look like Becca Moody from Californication. And, yes that is the 12 year old daughter of Hank Moody. And, yes that means I look like a 12 year old (well in real life, she's actually 15, but still I'm not even legal).
I'm still coming to terms with my new underage look, therefore, you'll have to give me some time before I reveal the look. Let me have some time to "age it up" a bit. Maybe go more Cleopatra than Goth Lolita.
Stay tuned for the PART 4- The Reveal!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
New Year, New Hair (on the cheap) PART 2
First I decided to get some celebrity inspiration for what I wanted- Enter the Internet and the hairstyle websites (http://www.hairpedia.com, http://www.hairstylesdesign.com).
Second, there were some conditions. No to Brook Hogan, Charlize Theron, or Paris Hilton. My hair has only been blonde once and I got sick of the drag queen comments. Also, since it is Winter, I should go darker in hair color and keep my hair longer.

After searching around the sites for a while, I remembered someone once said I looked like a mixture of Maggie Gyllenhaal and Alyson Hannigan (must be the quirkiness. Well, that or the pronounced chin). Therefore, I decide on an Alyson Hannigan style, which was Dark Brown with side swept bangs.
So now that I decided on my style, it was time for action. Enter the drug store. Oh, so convenient (down the block, real time saver) and oh so cheap for hair color (in a box at $7.58 with tax vs. at the salon, low end starting at $50 plus tax and tip). I decided on L'OREAL Paris ColorSpa Moisture Actif No. 12- Dark Brown. I've used this brand before and love it, because it is about 3 bucks less than most hair color and it is Non-Permanent color (for all us commitment-phobics out there. Plus if the color is abhorrent, in 28 hair washes its gone, whether over the course of a month or one very scour filled night.).
- hair color
- bottle of $6.99 Finca Flichman 2007 Malbec (the wine is the best part of hair coloring at home and it's still under $20 for a color and a few drinks! You can't beat it!).
- wine glass
- corkscrew
- iPod
- old towel
After reading all the instructions and drinking a glass of wine, I began....
Friday, January 16, 2009
Let's Take Manhattan, Free Museum Style....
However, sometimes I just want to learn, but with less interaction with...well...the sights, the smells and the sounds (basically, the City proper). Ironically, it just so happens that the other day when I was on the Subway, I saw an advert for the Museum of the City of New York. Eureka!

That's right. Who knew we had our own Museum (well, at least I didn't). Best part is there is FREE ADMISSION EVERY SUNDAY from 10AM-12PM.
And, right now they have Exhibitions on Paris/New York: Design/Fashion/Culture/1925-1940 and Growing and Greening New York that I hear will knock your socks off!
So grab a date, friend, lover or an imaginary other and be a part of it- New York, New York!


