Monday, March 16, 2009

St. Patty's Day, FREE Style


Happy (almost) St. Patrick's Day
sassaliciously cheap readers!

I hope you are all starting tomorrow morning with Kegs and Eggs or at least some Lucky Charms swimming in Guinness. I know I am! (I know. Such a departure from the ditz flakes I usually have every morning, but one must celebrate!)

And then, why not head to the St. Patrick's Day Parade on 5th Ave and take part in the day where every Blow-in's an Irishman at heart! Best of all...it's FREE!!!

Who: "You, ya Gee-Eyed Git!"
What: Watchin' the World's Largest Parade
The NYC St. Patty's Day Parade

Where: 5th Ave from 44th St to 86th St
When: Tomorrow March 17, 2009

Why: It's FREE and...inevitably leads to Bevvies and much gawkin'
Time: 11AM to 4:30-5:00pm


Worth the note: Bring your flask of whiskey, but make sure yer little Green man's hidden from view. New York's Finest will be out in full force and patrollin' the parade route. Public drinkin' of liquor (even if it is considered the milk of the Irishman) is against the law and thee Paddywagon will be there to haul ye to thee Tombs (minus the Guinness). Also, while cock mangers may be hard to come by, don't drain da snake in the street.